What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What is your craziest college sex story?

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How does someone start doing urban exploration?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Do you want to have an XXX chat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

Can you name a song with the word 'why' in it?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

How does one succeed in life?

From Russia With Love

Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is treasury?